MY FRIENDS, THE REVOLUTION IS UPON US!!!

there is no need to be sad anymore, my comrades, you now have a purpose to your life, we all do, we are no longer individuals stumbling and bumbling, we are all united in the single cause, the unifying factor, the one and only revoluccion, REVO...LUTION...ASTE!!!!

WE ARE REEBOK, WE ARE REEBOK, WE ARE (CLICK HERE)...REEBOK!!!

SESSION: LUSCIOUS LIZ

i like the time of day that's mid-afternoon, just before nightfall, on a saturday. why? is it because i'm partying and rabble-rousing and carrying on like there's no tomorrow? no no, that's crazy talk, it's because at that time, my weekly fast-food dinner of triple whopper with cheese and bacon and large fries washed down by a starbucks espresso is just settling into my gut, and i get a little sleepy, and the atmosphere is a little dreamy around me as i watch my favorite game show of the moment, MAKE ME A MILLIONAIRE, from the good folks at the Lottery. i can't pinpoint EXACTLY why i love the show so much: you have the host marky mark and the hostess, and you have everyday people making their dreams come true, like that one hot actress who won a boatload and will never be a starving artist again...hmmm, yeah, not exactly sure...

have you produced a result yet? no? liz hasn't made you a jizzllionaire?

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

did it? did it?

AND THE AWARD GOES TO...

FIRST OF ALL, WATCH THIS

now that, my friends, was truly inspiring, truly truly inspiring, that vid i just watched...which brings us to today's question: what is the greatest award YOU've ever received? which award that you got in your life made you feel the most special, important, and alive? now a couple of answers don't count: only mention any bowling trophies (PIC ABOVE) if and only if you won REGIONALS, okay? also, any AYSO medals you received that have the word PARTICIPANT on them, i'm not gonna honor those, just a heads up...

remember, it was all the little people which helped stand you up for this moment...they love you, they really really love you...

SOCCER...*SNAP*

okay, FIRST OF ALL, WATCH THIS

now, i'm not going to influence you in any way, i'm gonna keep my mouth shut and my thoughts to myself, but i need you guys' help. please respond to the video you just watched in the comments. be honest and forthright, respond in however manner you desire. thanks, it's really appreciated. don't mind me, i'll just be in the bathroom one room over there doing my morning routine...and my "morning routine"...

HNT: MEMORY

*CLICKY CLICKY*

a memory
powerful yet strange
memories of a white sandy beach, fucking you gently
memories of a beach, the hot rays warming me
for i am at the last, cold here in my little room
set adrift, the memories of us flow
SET ADRIFT ON MEMORY BLISS
blissful memories are all i have of you

TWO MORE: OSBASSO AND THE OTHER HNT

SESSION: SUZIE POLLARD

wha? me again? come on, i mean haven't i done enough for society? i gave mark sanchez that hot dog, what more do you want from me? can't withersbee fill in for me today, i did spot him one when he skateboarded into that volcano last spring...okay, okay, i'm up, just let me brush and dust, and i'll be there soon...

*dramatic pause*

okay, i'm ready to begin...i learned that neat little dramatic-pause trick from my father john edward. remember that show BEYOND THE BREAK? it ran a few years ago, surfing babes in bikinis. plotlines? predictable. acting? par at best. session material? infinity. yeah, it was weird because they filmed that last season at the same time as the other seasons, but for some reason they decided to wait, like, two years before finally airing the final season. anyway, i watched each episode and watched each episode until the last episode came and went, leaving the series with a cliffhanger that was never resolved. let me tell you, when that final minute aired and i knew there would be no more BEYOND, i cried, i cried the way a man should, with streams of mucus and large salty tears...in fact, i'm choking up just thinking about it again now...give me a minute

*cries for four hours straight*

okay, that felt good, flushing out all those toxins from your system, everyone needs a reboot, y'know? do you know what will feel better, though? that's right, everyone, it's session time. everyone ready? nice and comfortable? is everyone nice and nakie now? let's go: it's suzie pollard today. don't have to say much about this blonde beauty, the pics speak for themselves. don't know about you, but the cum is about to flow. no results yet?

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

by the way, in that clip that you just watched above, I was that shark, it was me...

SESSION: JAEL DE PARDO

wha? huh? my turn now? do i have to? five more minutes, please, i didn't sleep...well...okay, i've had my water, so, okay

JAEL DE PARDO, from DESTINATION TRUTH. is everyone ready for the session? everyone accounted for? okay, you know the drill: look around, lock your door, and let's start hearing those zips and buttons. i love the obscure babes, and boy, was jael obscure, there's not really that much on her on the world wide nets, so enjoy her in sips, not gulps. nothing? nothing yet?

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

okay, here's a straight-up off-the-cuff freestyle, no planning involved, just free-flow, here we go:

jael de pardo

is so pardy

not much on her

but i want to be on her

destination truth

the truth is coming

and now i'm cumming

life is a destination

not a journey

jael and me jelling

she's so purdy

obscurity is my bag

intensity i've just had

in the comments, add your verse and tell me how your session with jael went

THE SCARIEST

LISTEN TO THIS AS YOU READ BELOW

it's the scariest thing you can ever encounter, it's fast approaching, it's upon you, there is no escape, it's the ghostiest of the ghosts, the ghouliest of the goblins, it has already engulfed you, you are done as dinner, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMUUUUUAAHAHAHAHA, you try to outrun it but you can't outrun yourself, you see, because it's...IT'S...IT'S...

REGRET

HNT: TWO PUMPKINS

*CLICKY CLICKY*


Carving two pumpkins
I cut myself
And it all came out


TWO MORE: OSBASSO AND THE OTHER HNT