HNT: IN MY BODY

*CLICKY CLICKY*


something i noticed last night:
IN MY BODY
there's a stairway to nowhere
a stairwell without a purpose
like a man without a goal
a technological marvel
that's wasted
between the shimmering bright yellow sun
and a Hell not red, but orange,
tempered by the presence of souls
never intending, just misguided,
i travel, not knowing
when my next will come


TWO MORE: OSBASSO AND THE OTHER HNT


happy holidays!

THE GLADE MILF, AND WE ARE ALIVE ONCE MORE

the power of the milf, a drooling symbol for men since we were living in caves, the raw, sexual energy of the hot homemaker, the faux domesticity which belies an increased libido, ageing like a fine wine, bringing boys and geezers alike to their knees with her inevitability

*this is not an endorsement of the glade products. just 'cause i've stockpiled cases and cases of those candles in my room, dubbing it my "doomsday rations", and having to sleep under the stars secretly for lack of room in my room, doesn't mean anything. i hate candles, they smell. i enjoy waxplay during sex, but not the candle part, dig? my wick itches*


click here for the OG OF, original french, the one which started the global attunement

click here for the one in which shoeless joe converts, and through his tears vows to enjoy life again, wanking himself to oblivion

click here for the one which caused an earthquake, as the downward dog turned into the downward doggy-style

oh, this one's good, just in time for the holidays. merry christmas, everyone, from the gingerbread man who got eaten by the queen. oh, what an honor! amen


hi

TRYING NOT TO GUILD THE LILY...

...BUT SOMETIMES AN ALL-OUT, UNABASHED NERDGASM IS IN ORDER


hi

YOU WILL APPLY...

...OR THE SATAN BABY WILL REPLY


hi

ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAIN-PO

turkey, turkey everywhere, turkey sandwiches, no more turkey sandwiches!!! don't get me wrong, i'm grateful and blessed that i have food for my gullet, but i need a change. i had a nightmare last night where that brining bag, the one used to marinate and saturate the bird, was just big enough for me to fit into, so i did, and boy, was that a mistake! i was trapped in there for eternity, trapped in those spicy cooking juices.

my favorite color is black, the color of my soul. i know that sounds like a typical "boy's response", but it's true in my case. but do you want to know what really sealed the deal for me? anything that's yummy yummy for eternal tummy is a deal-maker:

FEAST ON MY AND YOUR INSPIRATION

1. okay, first, tell me what your favorite color is

2. secondly, give me a COOL reason why it's your favorite color, like me with the black jack taco, an off-the-beat, strange, subliminal reason, not a standard "fire trucks are red" response. let your imagination flow, baby, let it FLOW!!!


hi

HNT: FIXINS OR A FIX?

*CLICKY CLICKY*


CLICK AND CHOOSE
the choice is yours
pick a letter and let Turkey Day begin
are you cold? are you sad? so am i
let's be together
this time, you won't take a nap after eating
i'll be too busy eating
if you catch my drift
what is your choice?
i am at your service
leftovers are never sloppy here


TWO MORE: OSBASSO AND THE OTHER HNT


HT everyone!

SESSION: KATE FRENCH

yep, you guessed it, more BEYOND THE BREAK. the lovely, gorgeous, outstanding, impossibly beautiful KATE FRENCH played riley on the show, a manipulative ****(*) who wormed her way into the solid team of surf girls, eventually breaking them up, forcibly including herself into the team through Daddy's money and influence, and leaving one surf babe out in the cold, prematurely ending the show with that cliffhanger i told you about, the one never resolved, the one only resolved in the fertile imaginations of the internet fan community (and what a community that is). i did mention to you already how i cried for weeks after that fateful decision by the studio heads, right? anywho, kate also starred in THE L WORD, and well, let's just say that today's session should go swimmingly for all.

READY? WATCH THIS FOR AN OPENER AND TELL ME ABOUT IT

you will this time, i guarantee it, 100% juice rate, money-back and all that. it's happening for you, isn't it? that's it, there you go, that's it, almost there, you're almost there, it's happening, make it a big one, make it a nice, big thanksgiving one, that's it...

OKAY, CLICK HERE FOR THE TOPPER

phew! nothing like that ol' reliable morning release to fix your brain and mood you down. did i mention that i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really LOVE LOVE LOVE "The L Word"?

SESSION: NATALIE RAMSEY

what say we continue with the BEYOND THE BREAK lineage. NATALIE RAMSEY, introduced for your say, hey, and yeah. natalie played lacey, the tough chick on the show, the one from the wrong side of the tracks. i'll be honest with you, i felt for her character, i what they call in marketing IDENTIFIED with her because i'm a tough chick, too. do you know anybody like lacey, the tough chick who doesn't trust anyone and needs a lot of episodes before the shell loosens up and she is able to love again? or perhaps YOU are that tough chick. that tough chick is me. oh, sorry, what i meant to say is that i want to be IN that tough chick.

happy results? happy results, happy results, happy results, NOW, DO IT!!!

nothing?

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP


fantasy=reality=fantasy

WHERE AND WHEN IS THIS?

it's a two-parter on this sunday, amigos y amigas, remember TWO answers, TWO. holla...

WANT?

IT MAKES A GREAT HOLIDAY GIFT. JUST SAYIN'...